Fleas get in your pants, ants are in the sugar.
Flies get in your can, spiders in the shower.
Mossies snack on ankles, sand flies love the thighs.
Bull-ants cause debarkle, honey bees give hives.
Red-backs squat in tonka trucks, snail feast, beer, snow peas.
Blue tongue under step out front, black snake, grassy sneak.
Blue-bottle on sandy beach, shark! No, dolphin surfing.
Crocodile with huge teeth, believe me I'm just skirting!
Surrounded by these creatures, and yet I'm not scared.
Cause little Rainer tells me, in our backyard we have BEARS!
